brings you an important discovery.
Whilst studying the film genre of Porn Internationale
I have concluded that the Germans came on top,
when it came to soundtracks.
Studies also suggest that the golden era of 68-72,
created a wealth of trippy plotlines and bushy body hair.
The muff and tash are resplendent in their finest of glories throughout this period,
and coupled with the fine orchestral works of Manfred Hubler & Siegfried Schwab,
a certain cheesy sleaze factor was evident that is unlikely to ever be reproduced.
Scientific studies proved that women were far more likely to have lustful thoughts
and engage in sexually devious activities after watching porn from this era, than
much of the modern works subsequently produced.
Aural stimulation was a key factor in the sleaze enhancement for women,
with a more slutty demeanour becoming apparent after less than 60 seconds of exposure.
Men however were more notably aroused with oral stimulation, and requiring only 10
seconds before apparent arousal was detected.
My studies have led me to conclude that the seminal work by Jesus Franco,
Vampyros Lesbos, is most likely to tick all the arousal boxes necessary to
induce wanton behaviour from the most placid of ladies.
If, however, the lady in question had a background in LSD and a slightly warped appetite for oddity and arousal, one may find themselves camped out all weekend with nothing but pizza, popcorn and porn on the menu.
Soundtrack – Countdown to nothing
Soundtrack – Droge CX9
German Trailer
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